What do
you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud
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What do
you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no
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What is the Indian
version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls
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Son : How much does it cost to get married,
Dad?
Father : I don't know son, I'm still paying for
it.
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then
he's finished.
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Marriage is an
institution in which a man loses his bachelor's
degree and the woman gets her master's.
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Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave.
Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
"Man it's hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims,
"Look a talking muffin!!!!"
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong
finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married
the wrong man." |
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A woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made
my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before
you married him." Asked the friend. The woman replied,
" A billionaire".
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Son : 'Mummy, am I descended from a monkey?'
Mother : 'I don't know, Ravi. I never met your father's
people'. |
