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Divorce Jokes
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Be my Valentine
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a
middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter
methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink
envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes
out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all
over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes
up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards
signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
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Barbies
A Lady goes to Toys R Us to buy a Barbie doll. She
tells the clerk that she needs to buy a Barbie but
doesn't know what's available or price.
The clerk replies "we have Tennis Barbie and she's
$28" Lady asks "well, anything else?" "We have an
equestrian Barbie, and she's $28".
Lady asks "anything else?" "Well, we have divorced
Barbie and she's $250"
The lady replies "I don't understand why divorced
Barbie is so expensive.
The others were only $28. What is so special about
divorced Barbie?" The clerk replied "Simple, she
comes with Ken's car, his house, and all his other
stuff."
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