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Computer Jokes
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A project manager, a computer
programmer and a computer operator are driving down
the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire.
The three men try to solve the problem.
The project manager said: "Let's catch a cab and
in ten minutes we'll reach our destination."
The computer programmer said: "We have here the
driver's guide. I can easily replace the flat tire
and continue our drive."
The computer operator said: "First of all, let's
turn off the engine and turn it on again. Maybe
it will fix the problem."
Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by
and said: "Try to close all windows, get off the
car, and then get in and try again."
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The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into
the air.
The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says
to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written
on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to
health!"
The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer.
We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about
errors."
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TECH: Hello, Friendly Internet. May I help you?
CUSTOMER: Oh, hello young man. I was wondering if
you offer online banking?
TECH: We're an Internet service provider, ma'am.
You can certainly use our service to connect to
online banking.
CUSTOMER: What do I need to do that?
TECH: You just need the modem in your computer.
That plugs into a phone jack. Sign up for an account,
and sign up for online banking with your bank.
CUSTOMER: But where does the money come out?
TECH: I'm not sure I understand?
CUSTOMER: You know...Does the money come out from
that slot on the computer?
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