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College Jokes
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A young student reported for
a final examination that consisted of only true/false
questions. The student took a seat in the hall,
stared at the test for five minutes, removed a coin
from his pocket and started tossing the coin and
marking the answer sheet. Heads meant true, tails
meant false.
The young student finished the exam in 30 minutes,
while the rest of the class was sweating it out.
Suddenly, during the last few minutes, the young
student began desperately throwing the coin and
sweating profusely.
The moderator, alarmed, approached the student and
asked what was going on. "Well, I finished the exam
in half an hour," said the student, "but I thought
I ought to recheck my answers."
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A professor stood before his class of twenty senior
organic biology students, about to hand out the
final exam. "I want to say that it's been a pleasure
teaching you this semester. I know you've all worked
extremely hard and many of you are off to medical
school after summer. So that no one gets their GPA
messed up because they might have been celebrating
a bit too much this week, anyone who would like
to opt out of the final exam today will receive
a 'B' for the course."
There was much rejoicing in the class as students
got up, walked to the front of the class, and took
the professor up on his offer. As the last taker
left the room, the professor looked out over the
handful of remaining students and asked, "Anyone
else? This is your last chance."
One final student rose up and opted out of the final.
The professor closed the door and took attendance
of those still remaining. "I'm glad to see you believe
in yourselves," he said. "You all get 'A's." |
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